I found this very humorous bit in our local StarFleet newsletter, 
"The Mir Universe"... from the USS Mir (NCC-73281)...

Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the
Star Trek Universe!!!

10. In the Star Wars Universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on "stun."

9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine with an anti-matter unit and a crew 
of 20 just to go into warp - the Millennium Falcon does the same thing 
with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess 
Leah still looks fresh and desirable - after pithy Cardassian starvation 
torture, Picard looks like hell.

7. One word - *lightsabers*!

6. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

5. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is 'Class M' or not.

4. Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

3. Jabba the Hut would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

2. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

1. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter 
impulse power. Han Solo floors it!