I found this very humorous bit in our local StarFleet newsletter, 
"The Mir Universe"... from the USS Mir (NCC-73281)...

                 The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station

    15> The AMC Spacer

    14> Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand

    13> I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station

    12> Skylab for Dummies

    11> Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6

    10> Absolut NightMir

     9> The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")

     8> Space Toast Coast-to-Coast

     7> The S.S. Minnow-ski

     6> The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, Spilled
        Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module

     5> Kaputnik

     4> Cattlecar Galactica

     3> Spacey Spice - the lost Spice Girl

     2> The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death


        and the Number 1 New Name for the Mir Space Station...


     1> Deepsh## Nine